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Thursday, November 8th, 2007
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oh dear me...i have to stop posting these fucking videos.
check out urban ninja. i swear it brought tears to my eyes. the beach scenes had me in stitches.
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sadly,
i can't seem to find too many good myspace kung fu videos. i did happen to find this little gem, but the music...well, let's just say the music sucks ass. about the video though, they are more like untraditional gymnasts, with a bit of a breakdancing background thrown in there.
also disappointed in the lack of videos documenting "stealing" or "shoplifting".
and i thought a seach for "grandma" might award me some winners, but i wasn't too thrilled with what was available.
so, the next best thing i could think of was "free running" and i found this to cheer me up quite a bit.
i mean, seriously. watch this crazy fuck.
from now on my goal in life is to be a kung fu breakdancing free runner. that's what it's all about.
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i have found a new passion. let's just call it myspace breakdance videos.
(oops, that link doesn't work....it just takes you to the main video page. you'll have to search for "breakdance")
the latest one i've witnessed is "finger breakdance", in which a black male represents once again that brotha's got all the rhythm. when compared to this amazing feat of agility by one, jaime welsh, it is simply undeniable. witness. keep in mind the b-boy to watch in that clip is b-boy numero two. naturally, there is a strong asian presence hitting the dance floors as well, particularly the wild seven crew. but they got nothin on sir cameron who is hitting the robotics hard, check it, son!
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Saturday, April 1st, 2006
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favorite myspace video:
flips
well, the dude tasering his nipple was ok, but this jacki doing flips one is awesome.
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to sum things up, i don't think i'd have anything to worry about if i made $100 an hour.
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| Time: | 5:09 pm. |
| Music: | the scabs. |
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one of those pesky scabs is beginning to form on the inside of my right nostril. it makes for the most unpleasant boog picking marathons where i dig and dig and dig until i start scraping at brain tissue. i suppose this scab is a good thing. if anything, it will keep my fingers out of my nose.
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Wednesday, March 15th, 2006
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well, i'm a bit tired of using paypal. i hate that when people order something on my site a new window has to pop up. and sometimes that paypal page freezes, which is a real buzzkill.
i'm looking around at other sites that offer online credit card processing, but some of them seem rather limiting. things like $50 a month for 20 items, plus 2% on all transactions. that kind of bullshit.
any ideas?
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Wednesday, March 8th, 2006
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i can't stop listening to leonard cohen's greatest hits.
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Saturday, March 4th, 2006
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suicide girls.
they're hot, they're sexy. that aside, does anybody look at the other features on the site? i was contemplating (gasp) getting a membership for the sole purpose of promoting my art/site/clothing*. it's $48 for a year, which is only $4 a month. i've been promoting stuff on myspace, which is free, and i've had some luck with it, but i'm guessing it's a different audience.
thoughts / opinions ?
and if i happen to check out any of the models profiles i'm sure it would only be because i accidently clicked on their link.
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questions...
do any of you know about www.metroblogging.com ?
and do any of you read any blogs from the cities they write about / for ?
just curious.
it's one of those sites that i forgot about and then when i find it again i get mad at it. mad like, "how did this grow to be such a BIG thing?" or do they only play it up like it's a big thing and it's really not.
well, maybe not so much mad as i am confused.
now i'm mad that i've been thinking about it.
there are so many more productive things i could be doing instead.
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Thursday, December 1st, 2005
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| Subject: | hmm... |
| Time: | 2:32 am. |
| Mood: | forcing myself to sleep. | | Music: | snores of a girl, tears of a clown. |
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there is a girl asleep in my bed right now and she's snoring. it's adorable.
in a few minutes i'll join her, but i doubt i'll snore. i much prefer drooling all over my pillow.
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i think i'll be using this journal again. for some reason i couldn't really get into typing about stuff in the new journal. i won't be posting artwork in here though. all of that nonsense will be posted in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) jeffclaassen.
umm yeah, so enjoy the fleshlight showing up on your friends page.
either that or the hello kitty vibrator.
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Saturday, March 12th, 2005
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in other words...
new journal, jeffclaassen
the main difference with this new journal is that you will no longer be forced to look at the horrendous purple synthetic vagina i've been using as an icon for so long. that's right people, i am retiring the FLESH LIGHT. kiss that baby goodbye!
(click the link if you get a chance. rumor has it there is now a GOLD flesh light to stick your dick in.)
(did you see the little clit on that thing? too cute.)
as for gifted_linguist, it won't be deleted. it will stay here to rot and to become a moldy archive of gibberish.
ah................nostalgia. this is bye for some of us.
love to all,
jeff
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
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Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
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hello.
i finally designed and printed some new stickers.
-jeff
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Sunday, February 20th, 2005
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the truth.
somebody, i think it was trinity from the matirx (because she knows her way around a computer), hacked into paris hilton's t-mobile sidekick. first off, paris planned this. it was a marketing strategy devised because people have already forgotten about her home made porn star status. if paris isn't making headlines she gets really sad. anyway, her plan backfired. the guy she hired to hack into her sidekick found hunter s thompson's number on her phone list. then the hacker called hunter repeatedly. after about 32 calls hunter got pissed and said, "if you call me one more time i'm going to blow my brains to smithereens."
the guy hung up and called back immediately.
hunter picked up the phone, yelled, "GONZO THIS, BITCH!"
and pulled the trigger.
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Saturday, February 19th, 2005
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"top 25 most played"
this is from feb 4 - feb 18, 2005
feel free to analyze this any which way you'd like.
here's what i came up with.
1. i really like that nicole atkins song.
2. my top 25 most played songs only consist of five artists.
3. i listened to these 25 songs a total of 1,692 times.
now, you all post yours. this will be like the new thing that floats around lj for three days and they we'll all be sick of it.
-jeff
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Friday, February 18th, 2005
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